officialwhitegirls:

primary source of income: when my mom gives me money to buy something and doesn’t ask for the change back

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17.Sep.14 5 days ago
  • baby: m....m...m
  • mom: mama? ma? mommy?
  • baby: m...m...
  • baby: m..mY ANACONDA DONT
28.Aug.14 3 weeks ago
17.Aug.14 1 month ago

surprisebitch:

when you’re babysitting and the kid won’t eat their veggies

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17.Aug.14 1 month ago